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Luis Guzmán Movies
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Genres:
Comedy
Starring:
Adam Carolla,
John Michael Higgins,
Rob Benedict,
Steve Howey,
Rob Kerkovich,
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If you've ever worked in a restaurant, then you probably already know that "Waiting..." was perhaps one of the best stress relievers for the job. From the rude, dehumanizing customers, to the sick-minded line-cooks, right down the melodramatic wait-staff, it covered all the bases. And most importantly, it was hilarious front to back and was good for many a repeat viewing. W...
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Genres:
Action
Crime
Thriller
Starring:
Denzel Washington,
John Travolta,
Luis Guzmán,
Victor Gojcaj,
John Turturro,
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Greetings again from the darkness. For some reason, I keep thinking director Tony Scott will re-capture his magic of "Crimson Tide". Instead, he thrives on being the center of attention, rather than letting the story and characters unfold on screen. How he mangles the great cat-and-mouse game of the original "Taking of Pelham One Two Three" is pure torture to watch.In the origi...
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Genres:
Action
Drama
Sport
Starring:
Channing Tatum,
Terrence Howard,
Zulay Henao,
Michael Rivera,
Flaco Navaja,
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As bad as this movie looked, I went into it with an open mind but as I suspected it was pretty bad. The dialogue was the worst part by far; it consists of some combination of mumbling and incoherent slang. The acting is terrible despite Mr. Howard doing his best to try and act his way out of the script. The narrative is scattered and clich...
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Genres:
Comedy
Starring:
Adam Carolla,
John Michael Higgins,
Rob Benedict,
Steve Howey,
Rob Kerkovich,
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If you've ever worked in a restaurant, then you probably already know that "Waiting..." was perhaps one of the best stress relievers for the job. From the rude, dehumanizing customers, to the sick-minded line-cooks, right down the melodramatic wait-staff, it covered all the bases. And most importantly, it was hilarious front to back and was good for many a repeat viewing. W...
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Genres:
Action
Drama
Sport
Starring:
Channing Tatum,
Terrence Howard,
Zulay Henao,
Michael Rivera,
Flaco Navaja,
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As bad as this movie looked, I went into it with an open mind but as I suspected it was pretty bad. The dialogue was the worst part by far; it consists of some combination of mumbling and incoherent slang. The acting is terrible despite Mr. Howard doing his best to try and act his way out of the script. The narrative is scattered and clich...
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Genres:
Comedy
Drama
Romance
Starring:
Alfred Molina,
Elizabeth Peña,
Freddy Rodríguez,
Luis Guzmán,
Jay Hernandez,
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It's a shame that most people probably will skip this film - because it's a good holiday film with a good message behind it. While you have films like Four Christmases out that are the same romcom you've seen 38 times in holiday format, Nothing Like The Holidays brings the audience together as one for a good family experience.NLTH boasts a great ensemble cast that reall...
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Genres:
Crime
Thriller
Mystery
Starring:
Samuel L. Jackson,
Ed Harris,
Eva Mendes,
Luis Guzmán,
Keke Palmer,
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Actually for once I was disappointed after seeing a Renny Harlin movie because I had high hopes for this one. Usually I've known in advance his movies would be bad but "Cleaner" seemed that it might actually be really good for a change. It's not really bad, but it isn't anything great either.Samuel L. Jackson and Ed Harris did their job very well in the leading role...
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Genres:
Action
Crime
Thriller
Starring:
Jet Li,
Jason Statham,
John Lone,
Devon Aoki,
Luis Guzmán,
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Reasons to see WAR WAR kicks ass, and you should see it a lot of times, for these reasons: - Jason Statham yelling at people, and then kicking ass. In other words, being himself. - Jet Li killing a guy by kicking him in the face....and that's not his best kill. - Random girls getting nude for no reason. - Ninjas. Just when you think this movie couldn't rock any harder, they put...
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Genres:
Drama
Starring:
Wilmer Valderrama,
Catalina Sandino Moreno,
Ana Claudia Talancón,
Juan Carlos Serrán,
Armando Hernández,
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This movie is a fast food chain's worst nightmare. The trans fats, chemicals and artificial flavors these corporations pump into their so-called "food" has been slowly killing a generation of children for long enough, and finally someone's come out with a film revealing the inner workings of this dishonest and dangerous industry. The imagery is compelling, with a convin...
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Genres:
Crime
Drama
Thriller
Starring:
Wesley Snipes,
Jackie Quinones,
Cybill Shepherd,
James Hiroyuki Liao,
Aubrey Dollar,
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HARD LUCK with Wesley Snipes, Mario Van Peebbles and Cybill Shepherd. Not bad but I think its a little late coming. It feels like it should have been released at least six to seven years ago. It is part of the post-Pulp Fiction style of movies of the last 12 years. It has that Tarantino, DePalma, David Lynch feel to it at times that I think Van Peebles(and Snipes I would imagin...
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Genres:
Comedy
Romance
Starring:
Billy Bob Thornton,
Jon Heder,
Jacinda Barrett,
Michael Clarke Duncan,
Sarah Silverman,
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I've seen countless teeny bopper comedies the past couple of years, and I can honestly say, this wasn't one of them.This was a good, straight forward comedy, with some hilarious moments and a lovable character. The story was also interesting, even though it was very predictable from the beginning (I don't know many people who watch comedies for a complex, deep, mysterio...
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Genres:
Action
Adventure
Drama
Starring:
Kris Kristofferson,
Charlie McDermott,
Gary Farmer,
William Sanderson,
Geneviève Bujold,
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My wife and I watched a copy of "Disappearances" this evening. We both enjoyed it very much! We had both read the novel about a year ago and so were familiar with the Mosher story. This very expansive and in some ways too fanciful novel (the cloned abbot in the monastery comes to mind) was very enjoyable, but we think Craven did a fine job of translating it to the screen withou...
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Genres:
Drama
Family
Sport
Starring:
Kurt Russell,
Dakota Fanning,
Kris Kristofferson,
Elisabeth Shue,
David Morse,
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As a long time horse racing fan and a former horse loving little girl, this movie had to go on my must see list. I would definitely recommend it for all families - and the adults may be surprised how much they enjoy it also. There is one scary scene for some young kids when the filly breaks down early in the movie - but this scene is part of the commercials that already have be...
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Genres:
Comedy
Starring:
Ryan Reynolds,
Anna Faris,
Justin Long,
David Koechner,
Luis Guzmán,
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I hated (HATED!) being a waitress, but this movie is so hilarious and so ballsy that it almost makes me want to go back to the summer of 1999 to work one more shift at TGI Fridays. Waiting is the best, most accurate, most honest, and most riotously funny movie ever made about the service industry. Here's how I see it the world is divided into two groups of people: those ...
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Genres:
Action
Crime
Drama
Thriller
Starring:
Jay Hernandez,
Mario Van Peebles,
Luis Guzmán,
Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs,
Michael Kelly,
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Where can I begin. I heard this movie was coming out and I was very mad. I am a huge fan of the original Carlito's Way and when I heard about this, I thought it would be just like almost all the other sequels that come out in Hollywood. I thought it would be bad. Boy was I wrong, this movie was much worse than I expected. Not saying all sequels are bad, but thats the problem wi...
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Genres:
Adventure
Comedy
Family
Fantasy
Starring:
Jim Carrey,
Liam Aiken,
Emily Browning,
Kara Hoffman,
Shelby Hoffman,
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In the wake of Harry Potter the popular Lemony Snicket books have been rushed into production and considering the less than promising prospect of Brad Silberling directing and Jim Carrey starring, I didn't really hold out much hope. It turns out that the film is surprisingly good and apart from The Incredibles this was the only big budget Hollywood film I truly enjoyed this yea...
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Genres:
Comedy
Romance
Starring:
Adam Sandler,
Jack Nicholson,
Marisa Tomei,
Luis Guzmán,
Jonathan Loughran,
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I saw this movie in the theater with my father and I have to say even though Sandler can annoy me most of the time, this is one of his better comedies. I think he owes that to Jack Nicholson's performance, since Jack can carry a film so well he also makes the jokes into perfect cues and great laughs. Adam does a good job as well, both actors worked very well together and ac...
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Genres:
Comedy
Starring:
Timothy Stack,
Mimi Rogers,
Wayne Federman,
Lucas Gregory,
Derek Richardson,
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I saw this movie with my cousin at a nine o'clock showing on the first day it was released. We expected nothing of it, and we were not disappointed. The best part was Bob Sagat screaming "there's sh*t everywhere", at the time I commented how prophetic that line was. I just don't understand how they could make this movie and throw feces all over the memory of the first one...
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Genres:
Crime
Thriller
Starring:
Edward Burns,
Rachel Weisz,
Morris Chestnut,
Leland Orser,
Louis Lombardi,
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There's this rule in Hollywood that may be unwritten but is nonetheless ironclad: stick to the formula. The hero can't die in a romantic comedy. The drama can't be too funny, and the comedy can't be too sad. Action flicks can't be too deep, and "serious" movies have to be somewhat boring.On the rare occasions when some movie comes along that breaks these rules, we usually get c...
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Genres:
Crime
Drama
Mystery
Thriller
Starring:
Val Kilmer,
Vincent D'Onofrio,
Adam Goldberg,
Luis Guzmán,
Doug Hutchison,
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I avoided watching this film for quite some time after its release. In part this was because what little I knew about the story hit a little too close to home in terms of substance abuse problems, and equally so because I'd generally read negative reviews about how bleak, depressing and meandering it was.Boy was I wrong. As it turns out this is a stylishly photographed, atmosph...
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Genres:
Action
Adventure
Crime
Drama
History
Romance
Thriller
Starring:
James Caviezel,
Guy Pearce,
Richard Harris,
James Frain,
Dagmara Dominczyk,
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Seeing an advance Screening of 'The Count of Monte Cristo', and having only seen one advertising TV spot before hand, I really did not know what I was going into this time. I vaguely recalled it being an Alexander Dumas book, and former film/TV versions featuring rather depressing prison scenes with men tunneling to the freedom of the Sea. Indeed, despite its wonderful locati...
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Genres:
Comedy
Crime
Starring:
William H. Macy,
Isaiah Washington,
Sam Rockwell,
Michael Jeter,
Luis Guzmán,
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Picked up on grand theft auto, Cosimo is told of a big job by a lifer. Cosimo goes to his friend Toto to help get a guy to do his jail time for him so he can do the job. After asking around Toto comes up with Pero. However Pero double-crosses Cosimo and leaves him in jail and sets up the group to do the job without him. After they enlist the help of expert safe cracker Jer...
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Genres:
Comedy
Action
Sci-Fi
Starring:
Eddie Murphy,
Randy Quaid,
Rosario Dawson,
Joe Pantoliano,
Jay Mohr,
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This is just another example of the continuing downward spiral of Eddie Murphy's once exciting career. Murphy will always have scripts handed to him and he'll always be working in films but the once edgy comedian has lost his edge a long time ago. This story takes place in the future where Earth has populated the Moon and a former smuggler named Pluto Nash (Murphy) takes over a...
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Genres:
Comedy
Drama
Romance
Starring:
Adam Sandler,
Jason Andrews,
Don McManus,
Emily Watson,
Luis Guzmán,
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One of my old English teachers once asked us about a book, "Did you all like the book? I'm not asking whether you enjoyed it; I don't care. I want to know if you liked it." She was making an important distinction.I remembered that as I watched Punch-Drunk Love. It's very unusual. The film is set in L.A., but you don't see much scenery indicating that. You see unpleasant thi...
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Genres:
Crime
Drama
Horror
Mystery
Thriller
Starring:
Denzel Washington,
Angelina Jolie,
Queen Latifah,
Michael Rooker,
Mike McGlone,
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Denzel Washington plays a former cop who is injured in the line of duty and becomes a crime scene investigator and expert witness in the service of law firms. Angelina Jolie plays a cop who is struggling to find a place within a male-dominated police culture, and shows a talent for crime scene investigation, which Denzel's character immediately recognizes and appreciates, sinc...
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Genres:
Drama
Starring:
Julianne Moore,
William H. Macy,
John C. Reilly,
Tom Cruise,
Philip Baker Hall,
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I spend my life analyzing patterns in DNA, and I believe I fell in love with Magnolia for the embedded patterns and well-placed logic that organizes this gorgeous superstructure of a movie. In the introduction the narrator recounts instances of eerie co-incidences. Throughout the main story, the narrator suggests to the viewer that there is more to reality than "just"
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Genres:
Comedy
Crime
Romance
Thriller
Action
Starring:
George Clooney,
Jim Robinson,
Mike Malone,
Donna Frenzel,
Manny Suárez,
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Ah, 1998
Bill Clinton was still in the White House, the Gulf War had no sequel, gas was under $2.00 a gallon, and a kinda-known actress was in her pre-J. Lo/Jenny from the Block/Bennifer/media whore phase.Back when she used to have a little (now she has a lot), Jennifer Lopez was actually enjoyable in Steven Soderbergh's 'Out of Sight.' I saw this in the theater when it came ...
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Genres:
Crime
Mystery
Thriller
Starring:
Nicolas Cage,
Gary Sinise,
John Heard,
Carla Gugino,
Stan Shaw,
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This is a wonderful experience. Never mind that the acting is poor and the story weak --that was never the point. This film was made because DePalma knows how to make his camera dance and wanted to make a film based on that notion.A central question in most art concerns the role of the viewer. This dominated easel painting, then was the center of evolution of the novel and now ...
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Genres:
Drama
Starring:
Luis Guzmán,
Burt Reynolds,
Julianne Moore,
Rico Bueno,
John C. Reilly,
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Boogie Nights is perhaps one of the greatest examples any would-be filmmaker should take a long hard look at. Sure, you could spend loads of quality time reviewing the clasics from Hitchcock to Scorsese; but lets follow suit for the modern generation and study half-heartedly.Where to begin, I suppose one could look at the film as simply a story, perhaps even docudrama which fo...
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Genres:
Crime
Drama
Thriller
Starring:
Al Pacino,
Sean Penn,
Penelope Ann Miller,
John Leguizamo,
Ingrid Rogers,
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Carlito's Way is an extrememely underated Al Pacino movie. This film is probubly the best crime story ive seen, next to Goodfellas(1990), Pacino gives another superb performance as well as the rest of the cast. The story in Carlito's Way is extremely compelling and can be very sad at times. Unlike Pacino's similar film Scarface(1983), Carlito's Way is not just a blood bath wi...
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Genres:
Crime
Drama
Thriller
Starring:
Rebecca De Mornay,
Don Johnson,
Stephen Lang,
Jack Warden,
Dana Ivey,
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Not sure where the title comes from, but the film wasn't too bad. The plot had more holes than Augusta National, and the logic leaves a little to be desired, but it was watchable, I'm not a Johnson fan, but apart from Gere I can't imagine anyone else who would have fitted the role better, and he did a great job. Films need great characters, and I thought David Greenhill was a b...
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Genres:
Action
Comedy
Crime
Starring:
Michael J. Fox,
James Woods,
Stephen Lang,
Annabella Sciorra,
John Capodice,
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"The Hard Way" stars Michael J. Fox as Nick Lang/Ray Casanov -- a big-time film star who is good-natured and eager to follow around real-life Detective Lt. John Moss, NYPD, played by James Woods.When I first saw previews for this film, I thought I knew what it would be: another clich...
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Genres:
Drama
Crime
Starring:
James Woods,
Robert Downey Jr.,
Margaret Colin,
Yuji Okumoto,
Kurtwood Smith,
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The title role in True Believer is played by Robert Downey, Jr., who is an eager young law school graduate looking forward to interning with famed civil rights attorney James Woods.Woods who's a throwback to the hippie days of the Sixties is now making a living defending drug dealers and other various and assorted dregs of society. He's an attorney and bills have to be paid...
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Genres:
Action
Crime
Drama
Thriller
Starring:
Michael Douglas,
Andy Garcia,
Ken Takakura,
Kate Capshaw,
Yusaku Matsuda,
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I saw this film on crappy pan and scan VHS when I was about 12 and I didn't really understand it and I wasn't really up on Ridley Scott's work. As a result, the impact of the film was somewhat lost on me. I was expecting an action film instead of a character drama with lots of police procedure. But now, older and wiser and with a brand new Blu Ray of the movie, I...
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