I have no earthly idea what "Beer for My Horses" is supposed to be or
whom it's supposed to appeal to, but it does have one of the most
unusual casts I've seen in ages. Rock and country music stars Toby
Keith, Willie Nelson, Mel Tillis, Ted Nugent, Mac Davis and David Allen
Coe join up with actual, honest-to-God actors like Tom Skerrit and
Claire Forlani in a film derived from Keith's hit country song of the
In fact, Keith co-wrote, directed and plays the lead in this tale of an
Oklahoma sheriff whose girlfriend is kidnapped after he and his men
arrest the brother of a nefarious Mexican drug lord for stealing
fertilizer, apparently a key ingredient in meth production (who knew?).
Soon, the law enforcer and his posse are headed south-of-the-border to
rescue the girl.
Keith has thrown just about everything he can think of into the mix:
small-town buffoonery, race-tinged melodrama, low-keyed romance, a
troupe of circus performers, a flatulent bulldog, and more scowling
Mexicans than you can shake a sombrero at. Somehow it's all supposed to
go together, but even the most accomplished filmmaker would have
trouble making it all work. Still, it's so homespun, scruffy and
amiable that criticizing it too harshly would be like kicking the
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whiskey for my men beer for my horses..
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love this movie plus tobie keith is my all time favorite singer.
very funny movie I couldnt stop laughing.
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Beer for my horses is one of the best movies i have ever seen in my life.
OK I guess, but not that great
This movie is OK for passive entertainment but I wouldn't make any
special effort to go out & rent it. It was written by Toby Keith and
Rodney Carrington, and I guess is pretty good for a first try at movie
script writing. However, the comedy is lacking and you can tell that
what little there is was written by Rodney. There could have been more
The acting is not that great. Toby Keith should stick to country music
and not trying to act. He did OK some of the time, but others it seemed
like he was phoning it in. Rodney did a pretty good job with comic
relief, but he's funnier on stage than he is in this movie. Most of the
rest of the big-name cast did OK, but the unknowns were about sub-par.
Maybe if I were a fan of country music I'd have rated it higher, but it
just doesn't cut it for quality entertainment. But if you want to waste
a couple hours, I guess this movie would do all right. However, there
are many better movies to choose from. This is a movie I don't care if
I ever see again..