Download Free Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

I may lack the deep comprehension that others take for granted because
it was unclear to me what the purpose was of having a shot of John
Turturro's skinny white bum in a thong.

I wonder what kind of strange drug cocktail Michael Bay was taking when
he shot this colossal turd of a movie. I'm going guess a mix of weed,
shrooms, and meth - all at the same time.

Weed would explain all the horrible inconsistencies. Shrooms would
explain the multitude of flat-out weird scenes. Meth would explain the
completely spasmodic use of music and shooting sequences.

I can honestly say that Transformers II: Revenge of the fallen is the
worst movie I have ever seen in my life. This bombastic cornball of a
movie violates every single rule of effective film-making that ever
was.

Director Michael Bay is to film-making what George W. Bush is to
gangsta rap.

This movie should be renamed: Revenge of the Continuity Errors. Jesus
Christ, there are endless continuity errors! Whenever Bey wants a prop
in a scene, it just *magically* appears with no plausible explanation
as to why it is there.

For example, Shia magically has a knife in the Smithsonian scene.
Shia's hand magically appears in a full-cast even through they're in
the middle of the desert when he injures it. Megan magically appears in
new clothing several times. The military guys magically get a shiny
clean Ford Ram out of nowhere. Shia and Megan magically have
flashlights when they go to explore the matrix temple.

Further, the movie abruptly jumps from scene to scene like some crazed
stoner running around a Safeway looking for the ice cream.

Speaking of "matrix", there are several complete rip-offs from "The
Matrix" movies, especially the one where Shia "dies" and Megan says she
loves him to bring him back from the dead. It's shot and worded almost
*exactly* like it is in the first of the Matrix movies. - Lame.

Wait! Listen! What's that noise?

Oh, it must be John Turturro rattling off some pointless exposition for
the upteenth time!

The two clearly Black robots in the movie can't read and one of them
has a gold tooth. They both talk & act ghetto. The message I got is
that black people are funny and have funny mannerisms.

Don't ask me about Asians, though, because there's not a single one in
the entire movie. I guess they don't exist.

There are *so* many graphic sexual innuendos that it's a wonder this
film isn't rated R. The first scene with the professor is off the
scale. Also lots of humping. We see the dogs humping several times and
even a Decepticon humping Megan's leg.

Every girl at the College that Shia goes to is a babe and dresses like
a slut. That's realistic.

Nearly every scene with Shia and Megan is presented in melodramatic
90210 / One Tree Hill style complete with a montage and music. You
almost expect Kelly to walk up and confess her love for Dylan.

Bay also makes up "facts" whenever he feels like it, has action music
at completely inappropriate times, recycles both footage and dialog
from the previous movie, has lots of pointless slo-mo shots, and lots
of scenes that do nothing to advance the film in any way.

Congratulations, Michael Bay, you are the worst director in the entire
universe.

You've even managed to beat out M. Night Shamalamadingdong and Rob
Schneider. That's saying something..

The graphics were spectacular in my opinion and there was no lack in action and comedy. Simple great..

it's amazing. it's better than the first one.

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I have just had the grave misfortune of sitting through this cinematic
abortion for all 12 hours of it's perceived running time. Not sure how
long it actually is, the damage it inflicted upon my brain has left me
incapable of perceiving time in a linear fashion.

So you can avoid having to go through the same pain i did i will now
summarise the plot in a couple of sentences. Robots have a bit of a
fight, boy tries to find mystical grilled cheese sandwich of destiny or
whatever, finds it, good robots win, the end.

Gets 3 stars for having big expensive shiny cgi that looks good on the
big screen.

DVD may be suitable for use as a drinks coaster..