Why does SPIKE list a "Kung Fu Killer II" (2008); then show a "Kung Fu Killer (2007) ???
Why does SPIKE ALWAYS list a "Kung Fu Killer II" (2008); then show a
"Kung Fu Killer (2007) ??? As far as I can tell, there ISN'T a sequel
in existence anywhere.
Why does Spike ALWAYS show Kung Fu Killer (2007) then a few days later
repeat the same movie but list it as "Kung Fu Killer II" (2008)??
Anybody have an answer for this? Anybody? I wish David Carradine COULD
make a sequel but I doubt that will ever happen now. "Kung Fu Killer"
is a movie for David Carradine fans ONLY.
I compare the Kung Fu in this movie to porn: strictly 'Soft Fu.' How
many spectacular kill scenes were in this flick? How about the old guy?
Hannah was a piece of wood for a love object.
But like Terminator and Towering Inferno, if this movie is on and I am
free I have to watch it. I need to join a "Kung Fu Killer II" anonymous
I wrote over the 10 line minumum for this movie. And they did not post
my review. I will now begin from memory. David Carridine crushes bricks
without breaking the tomato on top. Yep you heard it right there is an
F'N tomato on top. First off I guess Spike T.V. thinks that people
still give a crap about David Carridine. SOmebody said hey David
Carridine and Daryl Hannah were in Kill Bill Vol. Douche let's put them
in continuation of a Kung Fu movie series that has been long forgotten
and real Kung Fu fans would like to see something similar to what a man
by the name of Bruce Lee wrote. I don't mind the ever existent white
guy martial Asian replacement. But the eighties ninja movies with
Franco Nero and Michael Dudikoff are over. Plus not to mention that
Carridine couldn't fight in the first place and now being 70 they have
to film everything in medium shots and close-ups. When he actually uses
his legs that camera is so tight that they must be using a microscopic
lens from the Steven Segeal filming method. The director did do a good
job the with cinematography and editing for what he had. The only thing
that would have been better was to put David Lopan (wheel chair bound)
and watch him fight people while trying to rule the world. Oh and one
last thing the best part is Carridick disarms a bad guy in slow motion
while the camera is filming at normal speed. It was as embarrassing as
the fat kid with the lightsaber pole on youtube..