Kinda fun but pointless
Neil Marshall had a tough act to follow after the laughs and gore of
Dog Soldiers, and the balls out claustrophobic terror of The Descent. After two home runs like that, it wasn't going to be long before the money men came to Marshall's door and offered him carte blanche on making whatever the hell he wanted. So Marshall decides to direct a script he wrote years ago that was an homage to his favorite 80's action and sci-fi films, and relished in the budget he has been given. Some time in the near future a nasty virus spreads throughout Britain, melting and killing all who come into contact with it. The authorities decide to seal off the most infected part of the country (the poor old Highlands) and build a wall around it, sealing in the poor diseased souls! Cut to 30 years later and the whole mess has nearly been forgotten about. That is, until the virus shows up again in the slums of London. The government are left with only one choice. Send a crack squad of operatives back into the sealed off Glasgow, to try and track down the mad scientist who locked himself into this dark world 30 years ago. Lead by the mysterious and sexy one eyed Eden Sinclair (Rhona Mitra), they soon discover that there are many survivors beyond the wall, and are roaming the streets in violent gangs. Can they locate the cure in 24 hours and get out with their asses intact? You won't know unless you watch it, fool! Once inside it doesn't take long for the sh!te to hit the fan. Crazy punk warriors soon grab em, burn one of em alive, kill a load more, leaving our fiesty heroine to try and figure it all out. As I already mentioned, the film was conceived as an 'hommage' to old school action flicks, but as it turns out, Neil marshall has basically turfed about 15 films into a blender and set that felcher on high power. It's basically Escape From New York -meets- Mad Max -meets- Mad Max Beyond ThunderDrome -meets- The Warriors -meets- 28 Days Later -meets- Underworld -meets- Aliens -meets- Resident Evil -meets-, blah, you get the picture! I don't think there was one single original idea knocking around in here, even the final 'twist' is straight out of Snake Pliskins playbook! She even only has one eye! It may be one sexy eye, but that's not the point! Now don't get me wrong, just because on paper it sounds like a load of thieving gee scum, that doesn't mean it ain't a fun load of thieving gee scum. The film rips along at a breakneck pace, with non stop action and exploding heads. Yup, this one get's pretty messy in the gore department, which is always welcome in my brown stained book. We also get served a decent enough cast to keep us watching the nonsense unfold. Mitra in the lead is certainly a tasty piece of work, and Bob Hoskins as her boss is always watchable. As is everyone's favorite ham king, Malcolm McDowell as the mad scientist, of course. I can see that the majority of the audience are either going to decide that it's a bunch of artless bollox that has already been done in the 80's, or won't have a felching clue who someone like John Carpenter even is and just lap up the gore and car stunts. Either way, neither group is wrong really. It's a film as artless as any of the Resident Evil series, but has enough gore and action to stop you from wanting to turn it off. Marshall has gone as far into 'hommage' as is humanly possible, but where does he go from here? I'm hoping he goes back to basics on the next one, and realises he doesn't need a massive budget and thievery to entertain his hardcore audience.
Towards The End I Even Started Cheering! What A Guilty Pleasure!
I usually avoid blood and guts type films like the plague, but Doomsday
is a movie that makes the effort not to take its self too seriously! There are so many hysterically campy moments in this film I was practically jumping up and down in my seat at one point! In Doomsday, you really want the bad guys to lose in a very big way! This is obviously a Mad Max remake. I think it's much better with a woman playing the role as hero. Doomsday also has more complexity. There's three sets of different types of bad guys. And a lot more is at stake this time, its not just the main characters' lives! Sure, I could do without some of the gruesome violence, the reason for 9 stars instead of 10. But I have quick reflexes, and I don't hesitate to close my eyes when the need arises. A good habit to have these days when going to the movies! But unlike so many, many movies, the violence does not ruin the story! You really end-up caring about the good guys! You don't have any mixed feelings. This is a black and white world! Stupid, cruel and narrow minded villains - get the hell out of the way!. |
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