Just plain Awful
OK, I was a fan of the first but now I'm starting to think I was a fan
of my version of the first. All movies should have things that you
think about when you leave the theatre. Hostel was one of them, by no
means a perfect film but a very good effort. This however is so bad
that it actually ruins the first. All the stuff you had in your head
goes away, you see too much of the inner workings and it just doesn't
make sense. The acting is awful with the exception of the lead girl
(the one who lives). The character switch at the end makes absolutely
no sense,The big guy knows they'll kill him if he doesn't finish her
off and whats a bullet to the head when you've sawed her face off? The
whole scene on the train is cringeworthy, the set ups look bad, the
crowd of Italian soccer fans are all wearing fake jerseys for instance.
And the end is crap, Don't get me wrong I squirmed in my seat when she
had scissors wrapped around his nuts, decent horror moment and kind of
funny. But one why the hell would you be calling her names - NO MAN
WOULD!!! and two why did the evil group let her chop off the other
girls head. The bubblegum kids don't work, it takes 40mins to actually
see the torture place again. Jay Hernandez should have been in a more
central role, although I did like his death scene. The bloodbath was
good - the rest sucked - I've seen Last House on the Left and a woman
bite off a wee willy, I don't really need to see it again. Although I
think Eli Roth does again and again and again. The whole character
switch thing is rubbish, one guy bottles it AFTER he puts a saw through
a girls head and ther other goes a little mental when he looks at a
picture of his wife, BS! I wanted to see them pick up all sorts of
different weapons from the rack in the trailer like that bit in Kill
Bill. I wanted more humour and more smarts. A man's penis getting
chopped off and fed to a dog was funny, sick and made everyone squirm
but as for a "big payoff" it was a waste of time. Eli Roth is in fact a
crappy film maker who got lucky and kudos to the guy for jumping on QT
train and riding it all the way, I would too. In terms of being the
horror guy of this generation - Aja, Marshall, Wan and all the other
splat pack dudes are waaaayy ahead - even those who've only had one
film! Another point - The MPAA should seriously be ashamed of
themselves, they're a joke. Whats the point of them if they don't say -
"No you can't show a man's penis being cut off and fed to a dog - just
cut away". This should be a NC-17, no way a Rated R. I'm not one for
censoring films. Devils Rejects, SAW franchise etc all had good points
in trying to push their films by the board but this is getting
ridiculous, just scrap the MPAA. They don't do anything but get talked
into stupid ideas..
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tguptill9 watch Whiteout movie
can"t wait to be scared .
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Great thriller movie...
good movie :p hehe .
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It was great and I enjoyed the first one.(:.
not quite liked it to be honest .
yess i like this movie very very sick.
Hollywood gone wrong.
OK, first of all, get into my shoes, I'm a nice guy y'know, I normally
like or at most don't really mind "bad" movies, heck, I've found myself
saying movies are trash like three or two times in my life, since I
feel movies are actually a way of expression, an art. Therefor even
"bad" movies deserve to be given a little respect.
Now, when you come into a movie that clearly shows no originality or
that clearly shows you it was made to "entertain" rather than to
express, well, that's a different story.
And now, when you stumble into sh*t like this. Sh*t man, I don't really
know what to say, I can't pull out those fancy words movie critics use
and all, but I can tell you the following.
The movie is a blatant piece of garbage, not only it is amazingly
predictable, and not scary, but it gives you the feeling it's just
grotesque porn masked as a scary movie, why?, because you can tell no
one gave a sh*t if this scared you or not, it only makes you feel
uneasy, but scary?, no.
Now there are two types of sadism, the scary one where you know you're
just f*cked because all the odds are against you, and the stupid one
where you spend twice the time getting gutted out than actually being
When it comes to explanations about what the hell is going on, the
movie is poor, but when it comes to shower in virgins blood and make a
girl suffer, this movie is on top.
How can you tell?, well, first of all, why the hell did they have to do
the shower scene!?, for f*ck sake it's not scary it's just mental.
And the ending?!, what kind of f*cking ending is that?!.
I've got a transcript of the director and his friend speaking while
working on the ending.
"man, I'm bored, let's kill someone in the movie" "uh.. I know!, one of
the two Americans!, we only need one" "yeah!" "And how will we explain
it?" "uh.. I dunno, think of something" "Yeah, who cares, what about
how he dies?" "oh I've got a sh*t load of ideas"
Then when you think the movie was lost into unnecessary violence, comes
the final scene.
"She's gonna chop my balls!"
I mean, what the hell, she supposedly took the time to zip him off ,
grab some pliers and threaten him to castrate him?, wtf?, is that
supposed to make sense?!, why not a bloody knife to the bloody THROAT?!
Then the ending fails miserably at making sense by giving us something
"I'll buy my way out of here, I waited 'till my blonde friend was dead
to let you guys know I'm f*cking rich and I can buy your souls if I
wanted to, even though you guys would kill me because there's nothing
stopping me from telling every single f*cking authority about what's
going on in here after you release me"
Maybe they where going to add another brutal kill right after that to
deviate attention, y'know, but they forgot since they where too busy
adding details to the blood bath scene.
In my opinion, don't even bother to download this..