What the heck?
This movie is so slow and pointless it was painful. I love David Bowie,
but his music has been RUINED for me. How is it that all these
wonderful actors can come together to make such a painfully slow and
meaningless film. The story is caught, no, LOST, somewhere between the
yellow submarine and PBS on PCP. Maybe downers. This story is slow, and
never did gel. Who was the son, why did he come, what was the point of
their relationship? Is this an insult to Jacques Cousteau? What
inspired this film and why was it made? It is so disappointing to see
filmmakers make one smart film and think they have more clever stories
in them to tell...there is nothing clever about this one. his worse
film even. In the end, I had to walk out..
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the life aquatic is an awesome movie. wes anderson is brilliant..
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The most awful film experience of my life!
The Life Aquatic is pure pretentious trash, devoid of humor, wit, and
even theme. With this film, Wes Anderson has proved himself to be one
of Hollywood's most overrated filmmakers. Watching this film actually
makes me question his sanity.
Wes Anderson seems to find humor in superficial, pointless things, such
as red hats, sneakers, and characters' accents. Why are red hats and
sneakers funny to Wes Anderson, or to people who actually claim to like
this movie? I am baffled. There is no wit or cleverness involved in
giving characters red hats and sneakers. It's a non-sequiter, and not
even a funny one.
And why are people with accents so funny to Wes Anderson? I have an
answer: he is racist. The audience is supposed to laugh at the fact
that there is a German, a Brazillian and an Indian on Steve Zissou's
crew, simply because these people are not Americans. These characters
do and say nothing funny. A Brazillian man singing David Bowie songs is
not funny. Wes Anderson is just so unfamilliar with non-Americans that
it's funny to him. Everybody who wishes to pretend that this is a good
film is forced to laugh along.
This film was unbearable!!!!!.