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Where to start... I felt like the entire movie was a Paris Hilton
commercial of some sort.

It's hard to ignore the camera work that used all sorts of filters to
make the very average looking Paris into the "hotty". She is average
looking at best at her current age even with special effects.

The plot was really bad even at it's most basic level. Loser dude
decides to stalk his 1st grade heartthrob. Then the flip that no one
saw. Puhlease, bad movie making 101. Maybe you could've had everyone
ride off on horses on the beach to really make it end as stupid as the
rest of the movie? This movie shows me that Hollywood is entirely f-ed
up and especially when they devote the time and resources to push crap
like this and actually think people will enjoy it.

I would like to punch Paris Hilton in her ugly face for making and
producing this self-aggrandizing turd of a movie..

gooooood.

extrame movie .

an innocent man.

The Hottie & The Nottie.

2 Reviews for different movies .

funny an sexy at the same time.

funny.

so hot.

great movie :).

it is a great movie, i like it :).

OK, I'm not going to bash this film based on Paris Hilton, I admit, I
don't like the girl, but I'm not going to base my comment on that
alone, I think it's unfair. A lot of people are giving this movie a one
just because of Paris without even seeing the movie, it gets a bit
annoying. But I don't know why, I think I was just in a mood for one of
those awful films that just leave a bad taste in your mouth, I think
every once in a while, we need to see something like that. Now the
problem with The Hottie and the Nottie, besides it's stupid title? The
story, beyond predictable and hypocritical, along with the acting...
it's like they just took people off the street who had no credibility
to be in a film. I love how Paris Hilton isn't even the main character
and yet she is first billed, you know that she paid good money for that
or wouldn't be in it, big woop, her as an innocent charity loving girl,
that's believable.

Nate Cooper is a man that just can't seem to move on in life, after 20
years he returns to his home town looking for his first grade crush,
Cristabel. She's still around making men drool, but she won't go for
him unless he can hook her ugly friend, June, up with a guy as well.
June has bad teeth, bad skin, bad nails, bad hair, just all in all,
it's bad, so Nate does everything he can to get June a guy, but it's
more difficult than he could ever expect, until he finds out that love
isn't everything he thought it might be.

The script is predictable, stupid, could've been written by a teenager
and was very hypocritical, which you will see what I mean if you watch
this movie. Now I know that they were just trying to get a big name,
but come on... Paris Hilton? I actually had an open mind and just
thought to give the movie a shot, but she just is such a horrible
actress, like beyond horrible, I'm not just saying that because of who
she is, just I know you'll believe me. This is a movie that really
shouldn't have been made or if Hollywood wanted it so much, get
different people, please, before they do something like cast Paris...
never mind. Stay away from this movie at any costs.

1/10.